What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some alternatives to wearing a bra? Why do some women feel pressure to wear bras even though there may not be any benefits?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What are the top AI business ideas for beginners?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

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Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No way

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Why COVID 'Razor Blade' Sore Throat Hurts So Bad - WebMD

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading